• Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

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Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. (via thaihaha)

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